Thursday, August 31, 2006

White Sox Day-by-Day
Aug 23 W 7-5 Det, WP Garcia (12-8) RBI Dye 3, GB 6 1/2
Aug 24 W 10-0 Det, WP Garland (15-4) RBI Dye 3, Uribe 3, GB 5 ½
Aug 25 L 5-4 Min LP MacDougal (1-1) RBI Konerko 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 26 L 8-7 Min LP Thornton (4-2) RBI Dye 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 27 W 6-1 Min WP Buehrle (11-11) RBI Pierzynski 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 28 Did not play. Day off. Played golf. GB 5 1/2
Aug 29 W 12-9 Tam WP Garcia (13-8) RBI Dye 4, GB 5
Aug 30 W 5-4 Tam WP Garland (16-4) RBI Iguchi 2, GB 4 1/2

The Chicago Cubs are on the move. They can do it. With 30 games to go? In the bag. The Cubs will push below the lowly Pittsburgh Pirates and sink to last place in the NL Central. The Cubs are only 1 1/2 games ahead of the pesky Pirates. I feel in my dead man's chest that the Cubs will drop anchor at the bottom of the division imminently. Arrrrrgh!

It was another dangerous day at the ballpark yesterday. Two more Cub pitchers got attacked by baseballs. Jose Bautista blasted a liner off the right arm of Juan Mateo, and Jason Bey smashed a rocket off the back of David Aardsma's knee. How many pitchers ever get hit in the back of the knee?

Of course, there's hope for a better showing next year, according to Cub GM Jim Hendry. Hendry revealed the way to the dead man's chest this way: "We just have to have a good off-season." Huh? Never heard that one before. But he may be on to something. I've got a couple of suggestions. First, send Ronny Cedeno to play in the Uruguayan Summer League. Give him a one-way ticket. Maybe he'll get lost, and we'll never hear from him again. Who knows, he may become the Babe Ruth of Uruguay and retire there. We wish him the best...in Uruguay.

Second, Hendry should sign up several other players to the All-England Cricket League. You play cricket with bats and balls and wickets and strikers and bowlers. Don't expect me to explain cricket. It's a thicket. What does it offer the Cubs? Endurance. A major match may last up to five days, and scoring--each team can score hundreds of runs. How about 100 cricket matches for the Cubbies this winter? Also, sign the Cubs up for polo and soccer. Polo? Many Cubs are familiar with horsing around, especially the relief corps. Polo's also good for developing something the Cubs lack: eye-hand coordination. Soccer? You learn to use your head.

Wow, the Cubs got 20 hits in yesterday's 10-9 loss to the Pirates. Unfortunately, the Pirates also got 20 hits. But kudos to Cub rookie second baseman Ryan Theriot. He went 5 for 6. He's now batting .333 after 51 at bats. Looks like a good second helping to me.

Question to Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Ron Turner: How come we still call a fullback a fullback? The Bears' fullbacks rarely get to run with the ball or catch passes. They're mainly blockers or quarterback protectors. And they usually are around 6-0, 240 pounds. So why don't you make them go the way of the dinosaurs--that is, disappear. Or better yet bring in some real dinosaurs--that is, big guys, big as defensive or offensive linemen, 6-6 and 280 to 310 pounds. If we want fullbacks to block, can't a William Perry type do that a lot better than the midgets now at fullback? Just wondering.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

White Sox Day-by-Day
Aug 23 W 7-5 Det, WP Garcia (12-8) RBI Dye 3, GB 6 1/2
Aug 24 W 10-0 Det, WP Garland (15-4) RBI Dye 3, Uribe 3, GB 5 ½
Aug 25 L 5-4 Min LP MacDougal (1-1) RBI Konerko 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 26 L 8-7 Min LP Thornton (4-2) RBI Dye 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 27 W 6-1 Min WP Buehrle (11-11) RBI Pierzynski 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 28 Did not play. Day off. Played golf. GB 5 1/2
Aug 29 W 12-9 Tam WP Garcia (13-8) RBI Dye 4, GB 5

Too late! He Gone!
Chicago Cub manager Dusty Baker will undoubtedly do his best to win all the remaining Cub games, and he’ll keep telling it how it is, glowing over the positives and shaking his head over the negatives. But deep inside, where his true feelings get their daily dose of acid reducer, Dusty goes and Dusty stays recently argued the issue like this:

Dusty stays: “Puleeez stay. We’ll sign an agreement not to bring up a single rookie prospect the entire next year.”

Dusty goes: “You don’t have any left. They’re all on the team now.”

Dusty stays: “We’ll make you the highest paid manager in baseball.”

Dusty goes: “Ronny Cedeno gets more than that.”

Dusty stays: “We’ll send Cedeno to Class A. You’ll never see him again.”

Dusty goes: “What about the rest of the players? Can you send them down, too?

Dusty stays: “ Which ones?”

Dusty goes: “All of them.”

He Gone!

The arrival of the college football season brings out all sorts of predictions, and the Chicago Tribune sports staff offered its share today in a comprehensive national review. Of interest to Fighting Illini fans, the Trib ranked Illinois 11th (last place) in the Big Ten and 72nd nationally out of all 119 Division 1-A teams. The Illini were rated above only two of their opponents, No. 90 Syracuse and No. 97 Ohio. Another opponent, Rutgers, was ranked at the lofty height of 32. Eastern Illinois, the opener Saturday evening, is a 2-A team.

My guts tell me the Illini will go 7-5 and get a bowl bid, with victories over Eastern Illinois, Rutgers, Syracuse, Indiana, Ohio, Purdue, and Northwestern. My non-Illini friends tell me my guts are nuts.

There's an academic paper entitled "A Tale of Two Stadiums: Comparing the Economic Impact of Chicago’s Wrigley Field and U.S. Cellular Field," making the rounds on various economics and baseball online discussion forums (PDF copy here). A key passage is as follows:

The City of Chicago provides an interesting case study on how a new stadium, U. S. Cellular Field (the new home of the MLB Chicago White Sox), has been integrated into its southside neighborhood in a way that may well have limited economic activity within that neighborhood. This economic outcome stands in stark contrast to Wrigley Field on the north side of Chicago which continues to experience a synergistic commercial relationship with its neighborhood.

The paper also includes aerial photos of the two ballparks and their surroundings, with markers of where business establishments are located. Take a look!

[Guest posting by Alan Reifman.]

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

White Sox Day-by-Day
Aug 23 W 7-5 Det, WP Garcia (12-8) RBI Dye 3, GB 6 1/2
Aug 24 W 10-0 Det, WP Garland (15-4) RBI Dye 3, Uribe 3, GB 5 ½
Aug 25 L 5-4 Min LP MacDougal (1-1) RBI Konerko 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 26 L 8-7 Min LP Thornton (4-2) RBI Dye 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 27 W 6-1 Min WP Buehrle (11-11) RBI Pierzynski 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 28 Did not play. Day off. Played golf. GB 5 1/2

In all fairness to Sir Shaggylocks, King Lovie ought to give his hairy third knight some reps in the Chicago Bears’ joust Thursday against the evil Browns of Castle Cleveland. It is more than once that there came a lot of surprising results from a preseason finale. Might one even wonder about the rankings at quarterback if Sir Shaggylocks were to put up an entertainment of enriched quality? Would then it only be fair that Sir Shaggy be moved closer to King Lovie at the football-shaped table, and Sir Rex henceforth be known as Sir Clipboard?

What is it with Muhsin Muhammad and his dance/taunt every time he catches a pass? Does he think he’s just won the Heisman Trophy? You just know the refs are going to penalize the Bears after a Muhammad catch in a key situation. Muhammad, save your moves for Dancing With the Stars.

Chicago Cub fans had reason to celebrate yesterday after the game with the Pirates. Why? The Cubs win another game? Nah. The Pirates took batting practice and pounded out 19 hits in an 11-6 victory. But Cub star Derrek Lee emerged from rehab and drove in two runs.

So how much better would the Cubs have been with Lee the whole season? Not much, considering the losses of Kerry Wood and Mark Prior, the unimpressive kiddie corps of pitchers, the unimpressive debut of Ronny Cedeno, the underwhelming knowledge of baseball fundamentals, and the unimpressive performance of the relief staff, which except for a game here and there provided more relief for the opposition than for the Cubs. Still, welcome back, Derrek.

Monday, August 28, 2006

White Sox Day-by-Day
Aug 23 W 7-5 Det, WP Garcia (12-8) RBI Dye 3, GB 6 1/2
Aug 24 W 10-0 Det, WP Garland (15-4) RBI Dye 3, Uribe 3, GB 5 ½
Aug 25 L 5-4 Min LP MacDougal (1-1) RBI Konerko 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 26 L 8-7 Min LP Thornton (4-2) RBI Dye 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 27 W 6-1 Min WP Buehrle (11-11) RBI Pierzynski 2, GB 5 1/2

It's time for Chicago Cubs GM Jim Hendry to make a move. Sign up Dusty for the long haul. He's suffered unstoppable, dissing distractions from fans and the press, and these distractions will build to an excruciating crescendo day-by-day unless Hendry stops them. You sometimes sense that it's already too late. The players are expressing their support for Dusty, and to see the noose being tightened around Dusty's neck puts added pressure on them to save his job. As long as Dusty remains without a new contract, the Cubs will reign as a laughingstock among the other GM's. Sound familiar?

Have faith, Illini hoop fans, point guard Demetri McCamey will do just fine in place of Derrick Rose. And, as a bonus, the Illini might even get to see McCamey in orange and blue for four years. McCamey will allow coach Bruce Weber to re-create the three headed monster in McCamey, Jamar Smith, and Eric Gordon. Can't wait for 2007-2008! And having an extra scholarship available won't be a bad situation. Remember, we're talking about high school juniors. So it's very likely that one or several kids who are under the radar right now will shoot up the recruiting ladder during the upcoming regular and AAU seasons.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

White Sox Day-by-Day
Aug 23 W 7-5 Det WP Garcia (12-8) RBI Dye 3, GB 6 1/2
Aug 24 W 10-0 Det WP Garland (15-4) RBI Dye 3, Uribe 3, GB 5 ½
Aug 25 L 5-4 Min LP MacDougal (1-1) RBI Konerko 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 26 L 8-7 Min LP Thornton (4-2) RBI Dye 2, GB 5 ½
Aug 27 W 6-1 Min WP Buehrle (11-11) RBI Pierzynski 2, GB 5 1/2

Chicago Bears' fans, we've still got 14 days before we push the panic button. Here are the good things: It's a short week before the last preseason game Thursday at Cleveland.That's one less day to wait before we settle the quarterback controversy in Brian Griese's favor. Then we get an extra day of practice for Griese and the designated starters to work on the game plan and for injuries to mend.

In addition, it's lucky that we open against the Cheeseheads. Yes, I mean lucky. That's because we're playing our arch enemies, not just rivals, but enemies. As a result, you can throw out everything bad that's happened so far and give the Bears an edge in the morale department. But don't the Packers hate us as much as we hate them? No, not even close. They don't evaluate the success of a season based on games against the Bears. We do with the Packers. So there's no chance for a letdown and no worrying about piddling sorenesses. Grrrr!

And, hopefully, the Bears' coaches will get the epiphany that I did last week: This year's Bears, with Griese at the helm, are a passing team. Yep, pass to set up the run instead of the other way. Sure, we've got a good group of runners. But the receiver corps is exceptional, and it can help the runners by stretching the defenses. It's also clear that that the offensive line is better at protecting the passer than it is at opening holes for the runners. So why not play to our strengths? A no-brainer, no?

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Finally, the Derrick Rose quest is over. He ain't coming to Illinois [see Sun-Times article entitled "Illini out of the picture as Rose pares list to 5"].

I give him credit for not leading us on. He never even hinted that Illinois was a prime candidate. What made him reject the Fighting Illini? We'll probably never find out the truth. My guess is that he wanted to be the top man, and that wasn't going to happen with Eric Gordon as a running mate. In fact, Rose figured he'd make Gordon into an NBA lottery pick. Derrick, we wish you the best. And look forward to watching the Illini beat your pants off whenever our paths cross. OK, Bruce, time to check the backburner.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

White Sox Day-by-Day
Aug 23 W 7-5 Det, WP Garcia (12-8) RBI Dye 3, GB 6 1/2
Aug 24 W 10-0 Det, WP Garland (15-4) RBI Dye 3, Uribe 3, GB 5 ½
Aug 25 L 5-4 Min, LP MacDougal (1-1) RBI Konerko 2, GB 5 1/2

Not Bearing Down Yet. The Chicago Bears lost their second preseason game Friday, this time to the Arizona Cardinals, 23-16. So what should Bears fans be concerned about at this point?

The quarterback controversy? Nah. It's clear to everyone that Brian Griese should start aganst the Cheeseheads. That question was answered decisively against the Cardinals. Rex Grossman looked like a rookie again. In fact, the rookie on the Cardinals, Heisman Trophy winnner Matt Leinart, was much better than Grossman. Rex just takes too long to find an open receiver. When he finally throws, the defense has adjusted. With Griese, it's one, two, throw (and he usually finds an open man).

The receiving corps? Nah. Griese has a bevy of good receivers, including Gabe Reid, Desmond Clark, Mark Bradley, Muhsin Muhammad, Rasheid Davis, and Bernard Berrian. Having a bevy is good.

The running backs? Nah, It's an excellent threesome. Still the Three Musketeers, but with a new leader.

The offensive line? It's a puzzlement. It can protect the quarterback superbly. But it hasn't opened any holes for the backs. Mark this down as a concern.

The defense? The linebacking is solid. The line is Tommie Harris good and will get better. Adawale will have another big year. The deep backs, ah, there's the rub! The chief concern is Mike Brown's durability. Without him, the Bears are in trouble. Considering all the great receivers in the league, this problem is not good.

Friday, August 25, 2006

The Chicago Bears reach Game 3 in the preseason tonight with a host of inevitable questions. Here are some of the players we'll be watching in the game against the Arizona Cardinals:

The Rexster, of course. Time is running out for him. Maybe he should play the entire game? You know, to "showcase" him?

Brian Griese. OK, he should get at least one opportunity to score.

Kyle Orton. Sorry. No haircut, no playing time.

Devin Hester. How about throwing him a couple of those dinky sideline passes?

Ricky Manning Jr. Can he outperform a peanut?

Desmond Clark. Will Ron Turner put in some plays for him, as suggested by B.G.?

Danieal Manning. Can he make Bears fans stop thinking of the other Manning first?

Thomas Jones. Can he play so well that we can forget about Cedric Benson?

Alex Brown. We're not hearing your name called. What gives?

Rashied Davis. What else can he do? Maybe play on both offense and defense?

Michael Haynes. How come he's still on the team?

THe White Sox still have a substantial way to go (5 1/2 GB) before overtaking the Tigers. But can you think of any wins under more pressure than the 7-5 win Wednesday and yesterday's 10-0 victory? Obviously, these games were huge. Will we look back later and view them as turning points? Following are mini factoids on the end of the season, to be updated daily.

White Sox Day-by-Day
Aug 23 W 7-5 Det, WP Garcia (12-8) RBI Dye 3, GB 6 1/2
Aug 24 W 10-0 Det, WP Garland (15-4) RBI Dye 3, Uribe 3, GB 5 1/2

Thursday, August 24, 2006

In the NFL, what should it be: Four exhibition games? Three? Two? None? It’s a question that always pops up around this time, and players and coaches are, expectedly, widely divided. Receiver Muhsin Muhammad of the Chicago Bears recently weighed in with his choice: two games, just to get the real contact.

Let’s examine the main pros and cons of the debate.

Play exhibition games: An exhibition “season” is needed so veterans and rookies can get into “hitting shape.” Coaches need these games to identify rookies who have NFL potential. Intrasquad practice only goes so far. Evaluating your team against other NFL teams provides valuable information.

Don’t play exhibition games: The risk of serious injury is too high. Veterans don’t need much time to get ready. Rookies can learn their positions during practices. Exhibition games don’t count anyway.

So what to do? Play three exhibition games. Game 1--Let rookies play the entire game and don’t be concerned with the winner or the score. Game 2—Let veterans play one half and rookies the other half. Game 3—Let veterans (including rookies designated as starters) play the entire game. In addition, increase the taxi squads to 10 players and let coaches shuttle players between the regular roster and the taxi squad as desired each game.

Sound like a plan?

The Chicago Tribune reports that one of the next major issues for Cub management is whether to make a srong effort to keep free agent-to-be Juan Pierrre. Is there a question? Pay the extra bucks the speedy centerfielder is seeking. With Michael Barrett and Cesar Izturis, Pierre forms a terrific defense in the middle of the field. Pierre's bating average since the midseason break is .313, and he is becoming adept at slapping the ball down the left- and right-field lines. In other words, while the organization waits for its "crown jewel" to sparkle (Felix Pie), Pierre ranks as one heck of a placeholder. And even if Pie makes the Cub roster, he can be installed in right field. (It appears Matt Murton will be playing left field for the Cubs for many years to come.) So Pierre is a no-brainer. Yes?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Illinisports, an online review program, recently gushed about the football team’s receivers. It’s a stellar bunch that should provide a lot of excitement. Among the group were two intriguing freshmen tight end prospects, Jeff Cumberland and Michael Hoomanawanui. Here are their profiles:

“Cumberland is one of the most unique physical specimens ever recruited for the tight end position at Illinois. Listed at 6'-5" and 240 pounds, Cumberland ran 100 meters under 11 seconds in high school and registered 76 dunks his senior basketball season. Few if any linebackers will be able to run with this athlete as he is one of the five fastest players on the team. And he made an outstanding one-handed catch in the Rantoul scrimmage, proving his pass receiving ability. Jeff has the height and athleticism needed for alley oop endzone passes. He will need some time to learn the blocking techniques for the position and still lacks the strength to be a dominant blocker.

“Hoomanawanui (pronounced Ho-o-ma-NAH-wa-new-e) is 6'-5" and 255 pounds and is thus thicker than Cumberland but almost as athletic. Michael has large, soft hands that can catch anything in the vicinity. And he has the strong legs and wide base needed for blocking purposes. Unfortunately, a hamstring problem has slowed his progress this fall. He needs reps to learn the system, so it may take awhile before he can show everything he has.”

To keep in shape after the season, both freshmen should report directly to Bruce Weber. Can you imagine these guys as bookends around Shaun Pruitt?

And kudos to Illini running backs Pierre Thomas and E.B. Halsey for putting team goals ahead of individual goals, unlike two Chicago Bears running backs we know.

Cedric Benson, avoid the press and take your cues from the coaches. If you and Thomas Jones are both healthy, Jones deserves to start. Jones, after all, did rack up 1,335 yards last season. How many did you get? Thomas, stop complaining about being underpaid. Just run for 1,300 yards again and everything will work out fine.

The Cubs had to share the buzz with Wrigley Field after yesterday’s 6-3 loss to the Phillies. Philly centerfielder Aaron Rowand collided with his teammate Chase Utley during the eighth inning. Rowand said he “stumbled on some uneven ground.” Uneven ground? In beautifully manicured Wrigley Field? C’mon, you can do better than that lame excuse, can’t you?

Didn’t anyone tell rookie Cub pitcher Ryan O’Malley that it’s dangerous to pitch for the Cubs this year? He promptly injured his elbow. Twelve Cubs have gone on the DL so far, and some have been there several times…. The Cubs reportedly were showcasing pitcher Glendon Rusch. Didn’t work. He gave up three hits and three runs in less than an inning…. Cesar Izturis went on the DL. Where’s Neifi?...Rookie Ryan Theriot got thrown out trying to steal third while Aramis Ramirez was batting. Dusty’s response: “That shocked us all.” Huh? Ah, the Cubbies. Ya gotta love ‘em.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Here’s an updated Forman guru status list of the top in-state high school football players:

1. Chicago Simeon DE Martez Wilson
2. Chicago Hubbard RB Robert Hughes
3. Bloomington Central Catholic DT Josh Brent
4. Marian Catholic TE/OL Bryan Bulaga (Iowa commit)
5. Thornton WR Anthony Morris
6. Bolingbrook RB Dale Martin
7. Lemont OL Dave Molk (Michigan commit)
8. Lemont LB Aaron Nagel (Notre Dame commit)
9. Chicago Hubbard WR/DB Sean Cattouse
10. Evanston DB Michael Bolden (Northwestern commit)
11. Morgan Park DB Marcus Thomas (Illinois commit)
12. Quincy Notre Dame OL Jack Cornell (MSU commit)
13. Evanston DL Nick Golding
14. Joliet Catholic LB Kevin Rouse (Iowa commit)
15. East St. Louis DB/WR Jerrell McDaniel
16. Batavia DL/OL Mike Garrity (Illinois commit)

The Zook-O-Meter remains at two players on this list , with a total of five commits, lowest in the Big Ten.

You may recall that Cubs color commentator Bob Brenly clued in the viewers of last Sunday’s Cub-Cardinal game that rookie Matt Murton used a veteran’s ploy after an aborted attempt (foul ball) to steal second base. Brenly said Murton was really not tying a shoelace at first base as it appeared, but that he was faking tying a shoelace to regain his energy.

I don’t buy Brenly’s explanation. In fact, there are many other explanations. Here is a TOP TEN list on what Murton was really doing.

Reason No. 10 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was checking out the blonde in the bikini in the first row.

Reason No. 9 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was looking for a lost contact lens.

Reason No. 8 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was pulling up his socks.

Reason No. 7 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was trying to hide the fact that he was wearing two different colored socks.

Reason No. 6 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was trying to hide the fact that he was wearing two different colored shoes.

Reason No. 5 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was looking for a quarter that he hides under the bag every game for luck.

Reason No. 4 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was looking for a missing earring.

Reason No. 3 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was looking for a missing nose ring.

Reason No. 2 that Murton was bent over at first base: He was looking for a missing tongue pin in the shape of a little bear.

And Reason No. 1 that Murton was bent over at first base: He really was tying a shoelace.

Tonight's Cubs-Phillies pitching matchup: Phillies--Jamie Moyer, age 43, years pitched in majors, 20. Cubs--Ryan O'Malley, age 26, pitched in majors, 8 innings. Is this fair?

Monday, August 21, 2006

A Detroit sports columnist said he doubts the Tigers’ acquisition of Neifi Perez from the Cubs will have a big impact. Rubbish! Neifi is a terrific player who will do good things for Detroit, both on offense and defense. He’s the kind of savvy player who will make the opposition sweat if he comes to the plate with the bags loaded. And he usually comes through.

Having said that, the Tigers are still going down. The Sox will handle the pressure better and finish five games ahead of Detroit at season’s end. Jim Thome and the pitchers will lead the charge.

Thought I’d heard it all department. TV play-by-play man Len Kasper made a comment about Cubbie Matt Murton tying his shoelaces at first base during the fourth inning of yesterday’s Cub–Cardinal game. Murton had tried to steal second but had to return to first following a foul ball. But color commentator Bob Brenly quickly contradicted Kasper. “No, he’s not tying his shoelace,” said Brenly. “He’s playing like a veteran and is making it look like he’s tying his shoelace. What he’s doing is giving himself a breather after getting a little tired trying to steal second.” And if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

Chicago Bear "backup" quarterback Brian Griese was unusually candid in publicly expressing his dissatisfaction with the way—or lack of way—that the Bears are working in tight end Desmond Clark. Griese and Clark had been teammates on the Denver Broncos. Griese says he would like to see more plays called for Clark and his fellow tight ends. “Desmond Clark is a heck of a tight end,” Griese told Chicago Tribune sportswriter Fred Mitchell. “There are ways we can incorporate him more in the offense,” Griese added. Remember, the guy who’s talking has thrown for 16,344 yards so far in his career. Are you listening, Ron Turner?

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Some guys have all the luck. Take Neifi Perez, Cub utility infielder. Actually, the Detroit Tigers did just that today in a trade with the fifth-place Cubs. Neifi, edged out at shortstop by newcomer Cesar Izturis and at second base by Ronny Cedeno, got the news from manager Dusty Baker: “Neifi, we’re sorry to tell you this, but you’ve been traded to the first-place Detroit Tigers.”

Neifi was stunned. “I don’t know what to say, Dusty."
Baker thought for a moment. “How about thank you.”

The trade had another local angle. In return for Perez, the Tigers gave the Cubs Chris Robinson, a 22-year-old minor league (Class A) catcher. Robinson, in his second season in the minors, played college baseball at the University of Illinois.


Now let’s switch (you’ll hear this word again) to basketball. I promise not to mention a certain local high school recruit whose initials are D.R.

Remember when we talked about the 2006-2007 Fighting Illini cagers being ranked 33rd by ESPN analyst Andy Katz? Our response was—and still is—Rubbish! There are several ways to look at the upcoming college and pro seasons, including one with a Chicago Bulls perspective.

First, the Illini view: Three Big Ten teams were ranked higher than Illinois—Wisconsin, 8th; Ohio State 10th; and Indiana, 28th. Ohio State 10th? With freshman Greg Oden--the 7-foot hulk that was projected as the number one pick in last year’s draft before the rules changed? Wisconsin, with only one above average player—Alando Tucker? Indiana, with only D.J. White a surefire star?

And how about the schedule? Illinois plays home and away against Michigan, Iowa, Indiana, Michigan State, Minnesota, and Northwestern. It plays away only at Purdue and Penn State, and plays at home only against Ohio State and Wisconsin. Favorable, yes?

Now the Bulls connection: I think I’m right about this. Remember the trade between the New York Knicks and the Bulls in 2005 for center Eddy Curry? The details included the following terms:

In addition, New York also conveys to Chicago the right to switch first round draft picks with New York in 2007 provided that New York’s first round selection does not go to Utah (is not number 25-30).

Now, we know the Knicks are probably going to be pretty bad (and qualify for a high lottery pick). So if the switch occurs, the Bulls could get to choose from among such college players as Greg Oden, Alando Tucker, D. J. White, LSU’s Glen (Baby Shaq) Davis, North Carolina’s Tyler Hansbrough, and my favorite—Florida’s 7-foot forward Joakim Noah. Keep your fingers and toes crossed on this possibility, Bulls fans.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

As expected, the Chicago Bears came roaring out of their cages last night against the shocked San Diego Chargers, who left their batteries at home. Even my toddler grandson generates more energy than that shown by the Chargers. Sure, the Chargers didn't play LaDanian Tomlinson, but the Bears didn't use Thomas Jones or Cedric Benson. What about the Chargers' tactic to protect their star tailback from injury? I like it. Show me a team who can get to, or win, the Super Bowl without its star runners. Way to go, Marty.

Who's the Bears' genius who suggested moving Rashied Davis from defense to offense? Great idea! Chris Harris has something extra going for him in his attempt to solidify his credentials at strong safety. He's wearing jersey number 46, the same number immortalized by the Bears' Doug Plank. Ricky Manning, Jr., has become a rising star. But who's the brightest star of all? Who else but quarterback backup Bob (I mean Brian) Griese. Does anyone else wonder why Griese was pulled so quickly? I'm waiting for Lovie to explain.

What can we say about Griese? Try this: The leading passer in the history of the Chicago Bears is Sid Luckman, who played 12 years, from 1939 to 1950, and threw for 14,686 yards. Brian Griese has played eight years (for a few different teams) and thrown for 16,344 yards.

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Jamar Smith, the sensational freshman shooting guard on last year's Illini basketball team, was sent to China recently on a strange mission: to develop point guard skills. Huh? Why would you want your best shooter using up time and energy trying to set up other players? We've got Chester Frazier and Trent Meacham to do these tasks. We want them to carry out the major theme for next season: It's called Find Smith.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Pity the San Diego Chargers when they take the field against the (Midgets of the, er, that was last week) Monsters of the Midway. The Monsters came out flat and got flattened 28-14 in the first exhibition game. So they will be growling and snarling tonight. Every game now becomes “big” for the Rexster. Obviously he will play better, inflaming the QB controversy further. Not a desirable situation. If Brian Griese proves superior--and of course he will--he deserves the next starting nod.

Here’s what else I’ll be looking for in particular. It’s time to unleash strong safety Cameron Worrell. As I’ve said, Worrell reminds me of the human torpedo Doug Plank, who played for the Bears in the late ‘70’s and early ‘80’s. Former Bears defensive coordinator genius Buddy Ryan revolutionized football defenses when he introduced the 46 Zone defense (46 was Plank’s number) and put Plank and other safeties into the “box” on the line. Mike Brown has carried on the tradition admirably, and Worrell plays in that same bone-crushing mode.

Plank, a student of the Bible, once made this remark: “I keep reading that Bible, and I keep wanting to find the verse that says, ‘Doug, go wild out there at safety.’ I haven’t found it yet. But I haven’t read a passage that says don’t do it, either.”

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Hoopster downgrade. So the 2006-2007 Illinois basketball team has been ranked 33rd by an early guru. Why so low? Because the Illini have lost their two best and most passionate players in Dee and Augie. This seems to be reasonable, but I say: “Rubbish.”

Last season the team focused around Dee’s crash program to develop point guard skills. And the team was young, even by college standards. The team will be even better this year as Bruce Weber once again puts the emphasis where it belongs—on the team. The Illini may not have the best five players in college basketball. But our first 10 should be outstanding.

This year’s team is a group of athletic players that can beat you with outside shooting (Jamar Smith, Rich McBride, Warren Carter), post-up shooting (Shaun Pruitt, Marcus Arnold, Charles Jackson, Carter), and slashing/penetration shooting (Brian Randle, Chester Frazier, Calvin Brock, Smith). The rebounding should be very good with Pruitt, Arnold, Randle—actually the whole team can rebound--and the fast break should be tremendous. They can all run like gazelles and dunk like Shaq. And who knows what Trent the transfer and the two freshmen can bring to the table? You want experience, passion, skill? This team’s got ‘em all. Thirty-three? No sirree!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

The baseball game between the Chicago Cubs and Houston Astros in Minute Maid Park Tuesday was fascinating on several levels. The main level, of course, was the field, where an 18-inning classic was being played out. That's where the Cubs won 8-6 because they used more players than the Astros, 25-21. The second level is above the bleachers, where fans were televised getting haircuts while they watched the game. What a great idea for the fan who needs a cut but just can't find a barber shop or salon anywhere else in Houston.

But here are the levels you didn't see. The third level, which is behind the scoreboard and features a number of stores that only open if a score is 0-0 in the seventh inning and the kids are getting restless. You find all your fast food places here, surrounded by TV monitors and filled with playgrounds for the toddlers. The fourth level, one story above the third level, opens only if the game is still tied going into the 13th inning. It features two 300-store shopping malls. Finally, the fifth level, which opens only if the game enters the 17th inning, includes a 1,000-room hotel and casino, a couple trendy night clubs, and a movie complex. When the game ends, all but about 1,000 fans go home, and the rest, along with the players, go to the fifth level. Now that's a ball park.

Who's counting? And what a nightmare it must have been for those managers who keep track of the pitch count: Cubs, 296; Astros, 246. Total 542.

(Another oddity: The same night as the Cubs-Astros 18-inning game, the Diamondbacks and Rockies also went 18).

***

More tidbits about Toothpick. A recent blog about Cub pitcher Sam Jones focused on Sad Sam's dramatic 4-0 no-hitter against the Pittsburgh Pirates on May 12, 1955. A noteworthy fact was that game was the first no-hitter thrown in the majors by an African American pitcher.

(An earlier statement here that Jones threw another no-hitter on April 28, 1961 was incorrect, as seen in this box score. Jones, pitching for the Giants, who by that time had moved to San Francisco, was the LOSING pitcher on that date against the Milwaukee Braves' Warren Spahn. The latter was the one who threw the no-hitter. In other words, Warren the blogger slighted a fellow Warren... There were two controversial instances in 1959, however, where Jones was denied a second career no-hitter, once due to an offical scorer's call and once due to rain; see not only the main story on the linked site, but also the chronology below.)

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Ryan O'Malley! Just what the Cubs needed, another promising rookie pitcher. Is it time for a garage sale? OK, the rookie pitched a shutout for eight innings on two hours' sleep (eight hours spent answering telephone calls). Sure it's a Page One story in the sports section. But Page One of the entire paper?

Answer to yesterday's White Sox Quiz: It ain't Cater, Piersall, or Elson.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The Big Ten Basketball Touring team concluded its run with a 3-1 record. And OUR Marcus Arnold was one of the stars on what turned out to be a good team--it scored 145 points in the finale! Arnold led the team in scoring with an average of about 18 points per game--18, 12, 23, and 18--and also had two double doubles with his rebounding prowess. Way to go Marcus.

Gulp! Did I read that report correctly about the recruiting of Simeon’s Martez Wilson?
Wilson, rated among the top three high school football prospects in the country, is a defensive lineman or linebacker. He ranks his top four teams as Notre Dame, Ohio State, Southern Cal, and Illinois, with ILLINOIS the current leader! I like the company.

Jimmy's got the numbers...oh for the days when the broadcast booth of WSNS-TV, Channel 44, featured Harry Caray as White Sox play-by-play man and Jimmy Piersall as color commentator. Remember hearing this banter:
Harry: I remember once, Jimmy, Stan Musial had five homers in a double-header.
Jimmy: Well, I had nine kids.

Prospects who couldn't...In a recent posting, I recalled some of the highly heralded pitching prospects for the Cubs whose careers pretty much went south in a hurry. Of course, the White Sox had their share of flowering flops as well. Think of the days of Ricky Seilheimer (regarded in some circles as the next Johnny Bench). And how about these unforgettable fizzlers: Lorenzo Gray, Ivan Mesa, Fran Mullins, and Mike Wolf?

Sox Quiz: On April 22, 1959, against the Kansas City A's, the Sox scored 11 runs in one inning--on only one hit! Who got that hit?
A. Danny Cater
B. Jimmy Piersall
C. Bob Elson
D. Johnny Callison
(Correct answer to be given tomorrow)

I've just come across a college basketball blog called "Recruiting Wars," which I've added at the bottom of the links section on the right-hand side of the page. Today's entry on that site includes a reference to "Derrick Rose, allegedly cutting down his list to Memphis and Illinois." (Guest posting by Alan Reifman.)

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Illini hoops coach Bruce Weber must be all smiles as reports trickle in from the Big Ten games abroad. Weber named as his one pick Marcus Arnold. Maybe as a reward for transferring from Illinois State? Arnold didn't figure to play a prominent role this year considering competition from Brian Randle, Charles Jackson, Warren Carter, and Brian Carlwell.

On the other hand, it could turn out to be a great choice by Weber. Because Arnold is discovering that he can be a force down under. In the last game (the Big Ten has won two of the three games played so far), Arnold scored 23 points and got seven rebounds. He's averaging 17 points and is the leading scorer.

OK, now where does Weber put Arnold in the Illini lineup? I favor with Shaun Pruit and Randle, and two guards. But it's a great problem to consider.


The recruiting of Simeon superstar Derrick Rose brings to mind the time years ago that Illinois got its man. I'll recount the hype, and you see if you can guess the recruit. Here are some the things that were said:

"Dazzling."
"Sensational."
"Amazing."
"He's expected to change the course of Illini basketball."
"Parade Magazine named him to its All America high school basketball team for the second straight year."
"He averaged 27 points a game and led his team to the state championship."
"If any high school guard can make it in the NBA right now, he's the one."
"He's the greatest guard I've ever seen."
"He is not a player, he is a force."

I think you get the idea. Any guesses? Here are some more hints: He played three seasons for the Fighting Illlini under coach Lou Henson. He was named First Team All-Big Ten and Second Team All-American. He averaged 4.7 assists per game for his college career and led the Big Ten in assists.

Final clue: He played 16 seasons in the NBA. Answer: Derek Harper. Sweet memories, huh?

ESPN's Andy Katz ranks the Illini hoopsters No. 33 in the nation, in this early round-up. As can be seen at the linked document, Katz provides brief synopses for each team. (Guest posting by Alan Reifman.)

Monday, August 14, 2006

Meanwhile, 14 "el" stops south of Wrigley Field's Addison Station on the red line, the White Sox have just taken five of six games from teams that are in first place in their respective divisions (the Yankees in the AL East and Tigers in the AL Central). The South Siders now lead the AL Wild Card race by two games, and have also closed the gap behind the Tigers in their division from 10 games to 5 1/2. Further, as this ESPN.com article notes, "Chicago is 9-3 against Detroit this season, with the teams meeting seven more times." (Guest posting by Alan Reifman.)

When are the lunkheads going to get off Dusty Baker's case? The guy is as classy as they come. He's managing a broken down team with his two arms tied behind his back. This season should just be written off as the year of the rookies. Next year, if everyone stays healthy, is another matter.

But for Pete's sake (still don't know who he is--Pete Rose, maybe?), what can anybody expect when your leading hitter (D-Lee) and your two leading pitchers (Kerry Wood and Mark Prior) go down for the count? Leaving most of the starting pitching to the likes of Juan Mateo, Carlos Marmol, Angel Guzman, Sean Marshall, and Rich Hill. In spite of these burdens, the lunkheads still want Dusty sent over to Tony Soprano.

This group of "phenoms" reminds me of the late '50's and early '60's, when Cub fans were excited by another group of wowie hurlers: Bob Anderson, Glenn Hobbie, Dick Drott, Moe Drabowsy, and Dick Ellsworth. Boy, were these guys going to change Cub fortunes. So what happened?

Source of excitement (SOE) for Cubs and career results (not all with the Cubs) were:

Anderson--SOE: won 12 games in 1961 (36-46)

Hobbie--SOE: won 16 games in 1959 and again in 1960 (62-81)

Drott--SOE: won 15 games in 1957, including a 15-strikeout game against the Braves (27-46)

Drabowsky--SOE: won 13 games in 1957 (88-105). Went 43-73 as a starter but had a decent career as a reliever with the Orioles and Royals --45-32 and 55 saves. Played only the first three of his 17 years in the majors as a Cub.

Ellsworth--SOE: won 22 in 1963 (115-137).

One thing you can say for sure about pitchers: er, there is nothng you can say for sure about pitchers.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Grossed out continued...what's going on with the Chicagoland sports media regarding the development of a full-blown competition between Rex Grossman and backup Brian Griese? Based on the performances in Friday's 28-14 loss to the 49ers, you'd figure to see the press calling for Rex's head. But no, quiet as a library on the starting quarterback "issue." How come? How many more games will it take to anoint the best man on the field--that's Griese--as the starter? My hunch is one more by the press and two more by the Bears.

Wasn't it embarrassing for the Monsters of the Midway to lose to the 49ers in a place called Monster Park?

So Bear All-Pro center Olin Kreutz stayed home because he was sick? Huh? Mr. Ironman didn't play because he was ill? C'mon. Does he think he's a Cub? Everyone knows his absence was due to his trouble in practice in holding back his world-renowned waggle, which the NFL banned recently. He fought hard to keep those fickle fingers from twitching, but failed. Reports out of the drinking man's training camp indicated that in 585 attempts to stifle the waggle, those fingers wiggled all 585 times. And 100 of those tries came with the fidgeting fingers taped together with construction tape! But wouldn't you know, Olin's muscle-bound digits broke the tape every time and began waggling. Olin's waggling cost the offense 3,467 yards in penalties. And that was just in Wednesday's practice.

In this week's game, look for Olin's offending arm and wrist to be taped to his chest. If that doesn't work, is a straitjacket next?

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Grossed Out!

There were a lot of targets in San Francisco yesterday. And I'm not talking about the department stores. I mean the targets on the backs of Chicago Bear jerseys. The 49ers took the Bears to school with a 28-14 victory, and the lessons are clear: The Bears, as division winners, now offer a measuring stick for every opponent. Let's be frank, the Bears were not prepared for the game. They were flat as a computer screen. Look for a band of growling Bears to emerge next week.

The good: Brian Griese looked like more than a backup. Rashied Davis added excitement as did Danieal Manning and Devin Hester as kick returners. Dusty Dvoracek was involved in numerous plays. The QB's actually passed to the tight ends. I noticed two No. 64's. Great idea to clone Brian Urlacher. No major injuries reported.

The bad: The heralded Bear defense was missing most of the game. How many times did you hear the announcers call Ogunleye's name? How many times did the Bears let Alex Smith roll out to complete a pass: Is this the Bears' vulnerable area? How many times did a sixth-round running back make a joke out of the Bears' defense--and with the same play!

Overall significance? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Friday, August 11, 2006

OK, Bears fans, the road to the Super Bowl begins tonight. Dare I venture into the world of the gurus? Sure, why not? It doesn't cost anything, and if by some odd chance you predict something that actually comes true, you can shred your guru status and rise to the level of genius.

Seven players to watch against the 49ers (if these guys succeed, the Bears will go undefeated!):

1. Brian Griese, QB--Lovie said the best players will start. Don't be surprised if it's this guy. Orton stays on the bench until he gets a haircut.

2. Mark Bradley, WR--He was sensational until he went down. Can he return at full speed?

3. Devin Hester, KR--How about the Bears scoring on punt and kick returns? Geez, I get shivers up my timbers just thinking about it.

4. Danieal Manning, S--He'll be tested. Will he pass the test?

5. Cameron Worrrell, S--I love this guy. Remind you oldtimers of Doug Plank?

6. Adewale Ogunleye, DE--Is he the successor to the legacy of Wally Chambers and Richard Dent?

7. Dusty Dvoracek, DT--The return of Mongo McMichael? He'll be the best-known Dusty in town if Baker leaves.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Today we introduce the Zook-O-Meter (ZOM).

Yesterday we identified the guru-based list of the top 15 high school football players in the state of Illinois, and now we will use the ZOM to evaluate Illini coach Ron Zook’s homeland recruiting prowess.

So, the ZOM opens at 2 Illinois commits—No. 5, Morgan Park DB Marcus Thomas; and No. 12, Batavia DL/OL Mike Garrity.

No. 6 Aaron Nagel and No. 9 Jack Cornell have chosen other schools.

[Update: A new version of the Forman rankings is out. The bad news: Thomas has been downgraded to the No. 11 prospect, and Garrity to No. 16. The good news: The Illini seem to be competitive for some of the top remaining players.]

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The murky world of recruiting brings to mind a numbing conversation I had recently in a local sporting goods store. I met a kid who was looking to buy basketball shoes. He was about 9 years old. “Getting ready for school, huh,” I said.

The kid laughed and said, “Nope. AAU games.”

“But aren’t those tournaments for teen-agers?”

“Now they run games for 5th, 6th, and 7th graders, too,” the kid explained. “And Uncle Bruce wants to start up a division for 4th graders. He says it’s never to early for basketball.”

“What does your Uncle Bruce know about it?”

“You never heard of Bruce Weber?”

“Sure, but…”

“He runs camps for his pre-teen Griller AAU teams.”

I was becoming more confused by the minute. “What do you do in these camps?”

“We learn basketball skills, but the most fun is Dunk-a-roo.”

“But you’re only about 5-feet tall.”

“Doesn’t matter. Doesn’t matter.”

“But…”

“We use a trampoline. You can really get up high with that baby. But you’ve got to be careful.”

“Why’s that?” I dared to ask.

“One kid didn’t jump hard enough and zoomed straight up through the bottom of the basket! Bruce said that did not qualify as a dunk. Another kid blasted past the basket so fast he flew through the open roof. They’re still looking for him! “

“That’s quite a camp,” I said.” How old do you have to be to go?”

“Toddler.”

“Huh?”

“Every mom gets an orange and blue stroller. Uncle Bruce gives each toddler an Illini basketball to hold while five rows of moms push their strollers back and forth across the court. Cheerleaders flip down the court between each row. It’s a great experience. I cried when they took away my stroller and enrolled me in Dunk-a-roo.”

“I could see…”

“But that’s nothing compared to the experience of Midnight Madness. All the Illini junior recruits are invited.”

“How many is that?”

“Five…”

“ Five? Only five?’

“Five thousand.”

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The high school football gurus are shifting into high gear. One of the interesting lists of most heavily recruited players from the state of Illinois was put out by Adam and Ryan Forman, who indicate wide knowledge about the state players.

According to them, the top gridders, in order of potential, are:

1. Chicago Simeon DE Martez Wilson
2. Chicago Hubbard RB Robert Hughes
3. Bloomington Central Catholic DT Josh Brent
4. Bolingbrook RB Dale Martin
5. Morgan Park DB Marcus Thomas (Illinois commit)
6. Lemont LB Aaron Nagel (Notre Dame commit)
7. Thornton WR Anthony Morris
8. East St. Louis DB/WR Jerrell McDaniel
9. Quincy Notre Dame OL Jack Cornell
10. King OL Miles Stroter
11. Marian Catholic TE/OL Bryan Bulaga
12. Batavia DL/OL Mike Garrity (Illinois commit)
13. Barrington RB Andre Anderson
14. Chicago St. Rita OL Matt Conrath
15. Evanston DL Nick Golding

A look at the early commitments shows one laggard in the Big Ten. Unfortunately, it's Illinois, with 4. Every other school has from 6 to 13 commits, headed by Minnesota. Northwestern has 9!

[Note. See the updated Forman list.]

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The contest is over before it starts. Who's got the best name for a football player in Illinois? It's Nick Nasti, a linebacker for the Plano (Ill.) Reapers. And it's the best name at any level--grade school, high school, college, or pro. Actually, in the history of the sport.

This young man's parents practically willed him to be a football player. Of course, they knew they would have to make peace with his inevitable nickname, Nasty Nasti. Now, Nasty Nasti naturally knew the bar was set high for him, and he has met the challenge. An all-stater, he made about 120 tackles last year. And when he wasn't tackling, he was running (hopefully, Ron Zook will be calling before I finish this entry). Running around, over, and through would-be tacklers for 1,752 yards and 23 touchdowns. Ron, would you PULEEEEZ get on the phone and make this nasty young man an offer!

Nasti has excellent size for a linebacker, 6-foot-10 and 320 pounds. Well, just a little smaller. But who's counting? It's the name that matters. And one more thing--do I hear the phone ringing?--Nasti's a natural athlete. Plays on the Reaper wrestling and track teams as well. Naturally.

Chicago was recently named as the top sports city in the nation by the Sporting News. Here are some comments by the magazine's Bob Hille, whereas this page lists the criteria and full rank-ordering of cities. The Sporting News gets no kick from Champaign, ranking it 88th (you can credit or blame my relative Alan for that last line, whatever your preference).

Monday, August 07, 2006

A couple of days ago, I noted Illini Coach Ron Zook's appraisal of where the football program stands right now. You may recall he said we're in a construction zone and we're building a foundation. He suggested we all get a hard hat and a hammer. Eager to join this effort, I rushed over to Home Depot to get my hat.

A salesman walked me over to the construction garb. There was only one hard hat left. I took it.

"You in the union?" the salesman asked.
Zook hadn't mentioned that was a requirement, but I cheerfully said, "Sure I am."
He looked surprised. "Got a card?'
"Certainly," I said. I showed him my ACLU card.
He looked perplexed as he examined my card.
I wanted to reassure him. "I've got a picture, too."
" A picture? Let's see."
I showed him a photo of me and my daughter on the Quad in front of a sign that said Illini Union. "And I've been in the Union many times."
The man's face expanded with a broad smile. "Hey, the U. of I. My son graduated from Illinois."
"What did he major in?"
"Dance. In fact he was pretty well known. Ever hear of the Chief. That was him."
"Chief Illiniwek?"
"Yep. But his dancing down there went to his head."
"How's that?"
"He demands that his mother and I address him as The Chief."
I decided not to pursue this conversation. "Well, gotta go. Look for me in the stands in the game against Eastern."
His face turned into a question mark. "How will I see you in the crowd?"
"Look for my hard hat."
"But lots of people will be wearing orange or blue hard hats."
"Yeah, but mine's pink."

Sunday, August 06, 2006

With about 60 games to go in the regular season, the Cubs just might do it, get to .500, that is. All they have to do is win three-fourths of their remaining games. And they can do it. The Cubs went 8-3 on the recent sun-baked homestand, the best record for a home series in years. Here are other positive signs that should have you drooling for the opening of spring training in Mesa::

Rich the Hill may have become Rich the Mountain--9 K's today and 2 wins since coming up...Marshall looks like another rookie that can strengthen the pitching staff for years to come...ditto Mateo...Zambrano is looking like El Toro, the bull we've been waiting for...Prior stilll shows promise...Murton is coming on strong, now batting close to .300...Barrett is having a breakthrough year...Blanco is a quality backup...Derrick should come back stronger than ever...the Cubs might have Gold Glovers in Ramirez, Izturis, and Lee...

Whoever said baseball was a fairly nonviolent game? You won't get any agreement from the average baseball. Just during the last couple of games, Cubs announcers have reported that some balls have been blasted, slammed, smashed, slugged, crushed, ripped, belted, and bashed while others have been slapped, whacked, killed, and murdered. Security! Security! Help!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

You gotta love the enthusiasm of Illini football coach Ron Zook. It was reported that at the recent Big Ten Media Day, Zook brought up last year's Illinois-Penn State game. You may--or may not--recall the score: Penn State won 63-10. He said that after the game, he did not berate the players. He did not scowl or scream. He did not threaten to quit.

Instead, he conveyed a simple message: We have hit rock bottom, and so we are now at the beginning of a new phase of Illinois football. Hey! I like that. Bottoms up! And guess what, it worked. No more 53-point losses the rest of the season. Here's what happened afterward: lost to Wisconsin 41-24, lost to Ohio State 40-2, lost to Purdue 37-3, and lost to Northwestern 38-21.

I provide this information not to torture Illini fans (of which I am one), but to give us a measuring stick for the upcoming season. And Zook is ready--and excited.

In a letter to Illini fans, he put it this way:

"...I have never been more excited to hit training camp and get ready for this season.

I said this at some point last year, but it still rings true today -- We are in a construction zone right now, building a foundation for bigger things in the future.

So let's all grab a hard hat and put a hammer to a nail!"

Geez, does he mean that the fans and the players are the ones who actually will have to build the new and bigger Memorial Stadium?

I dunno about that. I was just a journalism major.

Friday, August 04, 2006

There's a lot of good news coming out of the Chicago Bears training camp so far, especially about rookie defensive back Danieal Manning. That's nice, but everyone knows how difficult it is to learn how to play the defensive backfield positions. So don't get too excited about D-Manning early on.

On the other hand, or more properly, foot, watch for a big surprise and impact from Devin Hester, who came out as a junior from the University of Miami. Hester will excite fans as he returns punts and kickoffs. Hester is a blur (runs the 40 in 4.5). Here's what scouts have said:

"He's a tremendously explosive natural athlete who is a big-play threat every time he touches the ball. He has excellent vision and instincts to find a seam, and has the burst to shoot through it and the speed to take it the distance.

"He shows surprising strength running through arm grabs and keeps his feet against hard hits. He will be an impact return man from Day 1, especially because he will be able to help his team consistently win the battle of field position.

In other words, Hester is "electrifying." Possible nicknames: Hurryin' Hester or The Blur. Bears fans, are you ready for some fast-track football?

To the point of waggling. Olin's apparently having some trouble complying with an NFL dictate to stop waggling his fingers at the opposition. His problem is understandable since he's been waggling throughout his football career. Who knows, maybe he waggled at his teachers, or even at his parents, McDonalds clerks, or sharks in an aquarium. The point is, well...the point. That is, if he can't waggle, he should just point. Point straight ahead, point to the left, to the right, diagonally, you get the point.

And an even better tactic is for all the front five linemen to point. And to point in different directions each play. Just think of how bamboozled and discombobulated the opposition would be if , after Rex'ss "hut one," one tackle points his finger to the right while the guard next to him points to the left, and Olin points his finger skyward, and...you get the point.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

The best kind of wins in college football? A friend suggests that any football game the Illini lose by less than 25 points can be counted a moral victory. Good point. I think he's on to something. There should be a separate series of bowl games for the 10-20 teams with the most moral victories as defined by my friend above. If basketball can have the NIT, football can have the NMVT (National Moral Victories Tournament).

The Chicago Bears, the only NFL team returning all 22 starters, will be favored to win the next Super Bowl. They may not need any further help, but I think I can add some ideas that will make the Monsters of the Midway even more fearsome. How? More nicknames.

Everyone loves nicknames. Think of how these nicknames would strike terror in the hearts of the enemy: The Three Musketeers (Jones, Benson, and Peterson) and their leader, D'Artagnan (Rex); the Killer B's (Bradley and Berrian); the Brown Blasters (Alex and Mike) the Hunter (Hillenmeyer); Big Bad U (Urlacher); and Lance the Brute. And are Tommie and Dusty the second coming of Dan Hampton and Mongo? Arghhhh.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The Greg Maddux-Cesar Izturis trade as seen by one of my West Coast relatives and big Dodger fan:

I think Maddux will definitely help the Dodgers over the next couple
months, both on the mound and as a clubhouse presence. Giving up
Izturis, though, was a substantial price to pay considering his youth,
defensive ability, and contract status (I believe he's still under for a
couple more years at a fairly reasonable price). Julio Lugo's arrival
should offset the loss of Izturis, except the Dodgers did have to give top
prospect Joel Guzman to get Lugo. Overall, I think the Dodgers come
out slightly ahead, but the deal could easily turn sour should they a)
not make the playoffs this year, b) witness Guzman explode as a Devil Ray, or c) receive minmal contribution from Lugo.

Why the Illini football team will win the Big Ten title this year (yeah, this year). The numbers are in. The results are clear. All you need to know are two factoids: which team has the biggest offensive line, tackle to tackle; combined with which team has the most returning starters. Make sense? Of course.

Here's the breakdown-- combined weight of its offensive line: Wisconsin, 1,588 pounds; Ohio State, 1,569; Purdue, 1,544; Illinois, 1,535; Michigan State and Michigan, each 1,528; Penn State, 1,510; Northwestern, 1,505; Iowa, 1,499; Indiana, 1,489; and Minnesota, 1,470. Starters returning: Illinois, 20; Northwestern and Minnesota, 17 each; Iowa and Michigan, 16 each; Michigan State, 13; Wisconsin, Penn State, Ohio State and Purdue, 11 each.

Only finishers in the top five of either category may score points. Scoring goes in descending order, 5 points for the top team; next, 4 points, and so on. The results show that only Illinois and Michigan rank in the top five in both categories. So Michigan gets 1 point for its offensive line plus 2 points for its returning starters, for a total of 3 points. And the Illini get 2 points for its line and 5 points for the returning starters for a total of 7 points! Illinois wins the Big Ten title. Rose Bowl, here we come. (Also, guess which teams team are NOT on Illinois's regular schedule: Minnesota and MICHIGAN!)

How about Illinois picking up a blue chip defensive tackle named Melvin Alaeze? Alaeze is a 5-star lineman ranked 6th in the country at defensive tackle. How did Ron Zook get this guy? Alaeze originally signed with Maryland but was released following academic problems and other stuff. Oh.

So he comes with a little baggage. But if he can leave his baggage at the airport, he might be the highest rated recruit in Zook's administration and an instant impact player.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Another no-news flash: Competing Chicago Bears running backs Thomas Jones and Cedric Benson were seen walking together in training camp. Wow! Remember, you heard about that here first. Fellow running back Adrian Peterson tried to join them, but Jones and Benson kept waving him away as if he were a pestering gnat (note to casual observers -- this is not the same Adrian Peterson as the star RB at Oklahoma). Peterson protested. Jones replied: “Adrian, go play catch with Kyle Orton.” (Would somebody pleeeeease give Orton a haircut.) Peterson scowled at Jones and Benson as if he were a pestering gnat. Uh oh. Benson and Jones looked at each other, smiled, and said: “Doesn’t matter. Doesn’t matter.”

What’s he drinkin’? A friend of mine is really high on Illini forward Brian Randle. He said, “I see Randle as an all-American the next two seasons and a lottery pick in 2008.”

I disagree. Not Randle, but definitely Chester Frazier.

Jim Hendry, you’re a genius. Great move for the Cubs by getting rid of second baseman Todd Walker. Now you can move Carlos Zambrano to the second spot in the batting order when he’s pitching.